March 2012
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Lana Del Ray is doing her thing…. kinda interestingly..
– Randy Jackson - American Idol-Top 12 Girls
February 2012
228 posts
Why I (a gay guy) will be forever alone:
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm famous and completely inaccessible.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm straight, so the only serious relationship we'll ever have begins with a "b".
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a douchebag, and for the most part you'll just be a really awesome fleshlight to me.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm twice your age, so most people will assume we're related and that'll make any kind of PDA painfully awkward.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a lot younger than you. Jail anyone?
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm taken and/or blissfully happy without you.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm going to friend-zone you. Good luck not developing feelings for me while I depend on you for everything except romance!
Attractive boy: Hi! I live on the other side of the world.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm not even the slightest bit interested in you because you're too tall, or too short, or too skinny, or too fat, or too fem, or too masc, or too boring, or too outgoing, or I don't like your skin color, or I think your hair is gross, or some other reason that will make you feel like there's something or several things terribly wrong with you.
milkinyourbutt:
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Now think about it:
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
Anonymous asked: Fuck, marry, cuddle. Derek Zoolander, Paul Blart, Mr. Deeds.
Anonymous asked: Fuck, Marry, Cuddle. Queen Latifah, Ellen DeGeneres, Jane Lynch.
Anonymous asked: fuck marry cuddle. Borat, Bruno, Jillian Michaels.
Anonymous asked: fuck marry kill. Chad Kroger, Mike Kroger, Ryan Peake.
Anonymous asked: fuck marry cuddle. justin timberlake, ashton kutcher, russel brand
Anonymous asked: fuck, marry, cuddle. Adam Lambert, Neil Patrick Harris, Max George.
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i see what you did there...
And congrats to James Earl Jones on his Honorary...
disneymoviemoments:
disneyandbluth:
His voice is, hands down, one of the most incredible I have ever heard. You probably know him as Mufasa from Disney’s The Lion King or as Darth Vader from the Star Wars saga. Beautiful man, beautiful talent.
— Jen
I think I would legit cry if I were to ever meet him.
Anonymous asked: i want your nudes :)
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