stopharry2013: I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
onemanshighfashionblog: isnt it ‘curious’ that Dumbledore is gay and his wand looks like anal beads
mrpoohbear: vaginalsalsa: lucyintheskywithfandoms: theinternetghostshavetakenover: strider-choice-ass: celerri: theevermysteriousowl: LOSING MY SHIT ;LKNSNDG I THIN K I JUST HIT MY HEAD AgAINST THE DESK FROM CRYINGOG:MNDSK dYINHG IM GONNA VOMIT SWEET JESUS CIRHST Touché He even nails the smooth sultry voiceover voice perf
burghers: for every 75 selfies only 1 is posted. that is the formula
lepreas: sidnugget: I hope a boy buys me an edible arrangement one of these days I hope a boy is my edible arrangement one of these days
westbor0baptistchurch: “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
Those couples who make out in front of you like...
laugh-addict: And you’re like:
ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.